We live on Stolen Land!
Long before humans arrived in North America, the land upon which we now stand was occupied! For millennia Canadian Geese roamed free on this land living in peace and harmony with nature. Upon the arrival of humans, the Canadian Geese were driven from their native land and banished to marginal locations to survive as best they could.
Because of our benefiting from this injustice, we human beings who are currently living on this stolen land should spend part of everyday wallowing in guilt. In addition, we should make reparations to the progeny of the indigenous Canadian Geese!
For those persons who wish to purge themselves of their personal responsibility for this historic wrong, you can go to www.CanadianGeeseReparations.com and, with the help of our volunteer lawyers, you can sign over all your land to the descendants of the original occupants of this land.
P.S.
I myself do not plan to pay reparations unless everyone else does.
In the meantime, however, I will continue to promote the idea so that I can enjoy the benefits of virtue signaling and feeling self-righteous.