Poems
Good News Bad News
Decisions have consequences
These consequences have their own consequences
Which in turn have subsequent consequences
On an On and On and On and
This sequence of consequences does not follow
a Linear Trajectory with a negative slope
Nor does it follow an Inverse Square Law
Nor does not follow the Law of Diminishing Returns
Nor the Law of Karma
Nor the Law of the West
Nor the Law of Reverse Effort
Nor the Law of Supply and Demand.
Nor the Ideal Gas Law
Nor the Law of Conservation of Empathy
Nor the Law of Action and Equal and Opposite Reaction.
Nor the Murphy’s Law.
Nor the Law of the Jungle.
Rather
It follows the Law of Probability!
Which is both good-news and bad-news.
The good news first:
Nobody is out to get you.
Ode To A Mosquito
A better parent than many humans … your indifference is better than a bad parent’s abuse or neglect.
Complete Collection of "Chicken-on-a-Truck" Poems
Chicken-on-a-Truck!
Chicken-on-a-Truck!
Hey! There’s no steering wheel!
What the Fuck!
Chicken-on-a-Truck!
Chicken-on-a-Truck!
Hey! We’re in the wrong gear!
Doesn’t matter, the gear box is broken!
Chicken-on-a-Truck!
Chicken-on-a-Truck!
Hey! We going too fast?
No according to Einstein!